Joke Of The Day:

Lonely and two of his friends (company and happy) are lost in the forest.For weeks, they lived there, and one day they find a magic lamb.

They rub it and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only give out three wishes, you may each have one. "So Company goes first, "I have been stuck here for too long, I miss my family and my wife and my life. I just want to go home."Poff!!! he's gone.

Then Happy makes his wish, "I don't want to die here. I'm so tired of this place! I want to go home too. "Poff!!! he's gone. 'Lonely' feeling so lonely said, "l wish my friends were here."

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